There has been an increase in the number of girls wanting to learn to play drums recently, we think it is a good time to remind ourselves (and you) about why girls should NOT play drums.
1. They Can't.
Case in point.
2. It's not 'Ladylike'
What a tomboy...
3. They can't hit hard enough
That's just... weak!
4. Drums are a guy's instrument.
How could GIRLS compete with GUYS?
5. Drums are too complex for girls
Wait, what? Is that a blindfold?
6. no Big name artists would get Girls for a gig
Like Lenny Kravits
7. girls just might take over
It would only be a matter of time.
That proves that.
Geez Cindy, stop kidding yourself.